Pictures of the Week-or-so:

Flyer for the show. Make it your facebook profile pic. Cuz you're in Penn Six too, dammit.



Pictured left-to-right: College-aged losers.



"He-- Hey guys, I got a parody. Re-- Ready? Okay? Okay, here: 'I got does... in different area codes...'"


Our show flyer: because sexy's already been broughten back.


Sophomore Skimmer and getting his picture in the DP is Focker's aeroplane, it's his aeroplane.


Stupid new guys! They can't even tell the difference between KY and KrazY glue...


Just to mix things up... a video.
Whack-a-Jiggy: he loves it.

//Sprongsation
A few of us remain home to do the dragon dance, but we men not taking the MCATs in 3 years shall confer in the glorious Bahamanian weather, discussing such matters of Penn Six urgency as:
-Blue Barracudas vs. Green Monkeys,
-He was a soldier of Rome, and,
-Has anyone seen Kato's scooter?
All this, while also looking out for screwdriver-brearing cabbies.

At least yours is bigger than his.

B-T-Dubs, check back soon for news about our SPRING SHOW at World Cafe Live, this April 7! Formatting!!

//Newish
Well, Locust Walk is covered in ice and salt, and the cloud over Irvine Auditorium from our last show has finally cleared away.
And now, after literally minutes of waiting...
The gentlemen of Pennsylvania Six-5000 present to you...
The NEW GUYS!

//Alumni Reunion Show!
Oral Tradition:
125 of Lip-Synching

October 28th, 8:17 pm
Irvine Auditorium
Tickets - $5 on the Walk or ONLINE! SWEET!

//Fall Auditions
To the new young men at Penn:

Do you have what it takes to romp through campus with all the riduculous absurdity of the new facebook.com (but getting laid, unlike new facebook)? Never hurts to find out (unless you find out by romping into the wall of Houston Hall). Come sing us a song.

Sunday the 10th and Monday the 11th
Houston Hall, Room 313
5 pm to 12 am

We'll be gentle. But not quite gentile.

//Happy Easter!
True, a significant portion of P6 is Jewish. But I'm not. So guess which holiday got passed over?

I think you know.
Happy Easter. Love, the Six

//No, Thank YOU
So now that our webmaster isn't under the influence of... a great show... Thanks to everyone who came out to Pauper Sherry! She really appreciated it.

What?

//Woah Man
Ok. Wow. Okay. Alright. Wow. So if you weren't there tonight, we feel really REALLY sorry for you. That's just all there is to say. I mean... sorry if you missed it. It's really your loss though. And where the Hell did you think was a better place to be? Maaaaaaaan...

//SPRING SHOW
The gentlemen of Pennyslvania Six-5000 enthusiastically invite you to...
PAUPER'S SHERRY
...a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
Friday, March 31, 8:17 p.m.
Irvine Auditorium
Tix on the walk: $5/person, $4/person for groups of 10+
Tix at the door: $6/person

//34th Street
Man, the media's all over us these days. Here's what 34th Street Magazine had to say:

Penn Six: Pauper's Sherry
Penn Six is the funniest all-male a cappella group ever to have rocked Penn deaf. Their blend of vulgar sketch comedy mixed with rock tunes and originals about the hilarity of being homeless provides for a fun-filled evening. At the last show, they previewed the Penn Six film, which ended with an exploding Huntsman Hall. If you like abortion jokes, you'll love Penn Six!

//QNotes
Our dear (and may we say, rather foxy) friends the Quaker Notes asked us to guest for their spring show, and we gladly accepted. Not a bad chance to see us if you already have plans for the 31st (c'mon, who are you kidding?). Friday, Mar 24, Dunlop Auditorium @ 8:00 p.m.

//Gearin' Up
Spring break is over, but we're too busy to be down about it. We gots a mad hawt show in the works. Really, preparing for a show of this magnintude is like being bludgeoned to death with a rolling pin... it's tiring.
At any rate, we'll be around campus plugging Pauper's Sherry. Maybe you've even seen us already at Sparks Dance Co.'s show or Sophomore Skimmer (or our front-page appearance for the latter). If not, don't fret. Just keep checking in here to find out where we'll be next.

//Muchas Gracias
Thanks to everybody who joined us for Comin' to Harass! We laughed, we cried, and you, the audience, were moved. We had a fantastic time at World Cafe Live and Prince, as did you. Maybe. We'll just assume that.
One question: did it seem like there were a lot of anal jokes? What's up with that?

//FALL SHOW!
Pennsylvania Six-5000 dutifully invites you to...
COMIN' TO HARASS
December 2 @ World Cafe Live!; $7/walk, $10/door
December 3 @ Harold Prince Theater, Annenberg Center; $5

//New Guys
At last! The New Guys have gone public! Check out the Members section and collect all four!

//Penn Six at Midnight
As we do every year, we will be singing at Midnight Breakfast. We are delighted, however, to announce that this year we will be headlining the event! We'll be rocking out with the student government and a number of other talented a cappella groups. Make sure you come by: Hall of Flags in Houston Hall, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m., Sunday the 25th. You know you love oddly timed meals.

//Drop it Like it's Hot
Penn Six is throwing its 125th annual kickoff party! It will be Friday, September 16th at Locust and 41st Street. It will be THE hottest party on campus the entire semester; you'd do poorly to miss out. The theme for our party will be Bitches, Booze, and Beer. To which you might say, "Hey, that sounds redundant." To which we would swiftly reply, "Shut up."
In addition to the hot women and cold drinks, the party will feature Penn's premier all-male a cappella group, yours truly. The whole P6 gang will be there, crooning to your heart's content. So come by and get your freak on with us. You won't want it to end. And it probably never will.

No, I don't know what that means either.

//Yarmulke
3 months in advance, we've figured out what we're getting our Jewish girlfriends for Channukah. Check it out.