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Vanilla IceVanilla Ice Explains the Rules of High Rise Elevator Etiquette
By Andrew Samson

Ridin' the VatorAll right, stop, collaborate and listen,
Ice is back with my brand new invention,
Something grabs a hold of me tightly,
Ridin’ the ‘vator daily and nightly,
Will it ever stop?Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know,
Stop on low flights, and I’ll blow,
If you got a bike, then it ain’t no scandal,
but other lazy shits need to get this handle:
Making me tardy, bitches.Vance, in my rush to the classroom,
Hop in the ‘vator to get there real soon,
Lazy, floors one, two, three,
Delay the ride, making me tardy,
Takes the stairs, bitch!I say, "Come on bitch, take the stairs,"
She look at me like she just don’t care,
Well, you’re the problem and yo-I’ll solve ya,
Take the steps, the ‘vator don’t involve ya...
Will it ever stop?Be nice, nice, lazy de do do do dada do do...
Be nice, nice, lazy de do do do dada do do...
Yeah, that’s right...word to your mother
Will it ever stop?Yo, check me out in the next issue when I explain the Penn Health Insurance Policy... it’s gonna be dope, bitch.
Everybody in gasmasks
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