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Vanilla Ice Explains the Rules of High Rise Elevator Etiquette |
| By Andrew Samson |
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All right, stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention, Something grabs a hold of me tightly, Ridin’ the ‘vator daily and nightly, |
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know, Stop on low flights, and I’ll blow, If you got a bike, then it ain’t no scandal, but other lazy shits need to get this handle: |
Vance, in my rush to the classroom, Hop in the ‘vator to get there real soon, Lazy, floors one, two, three, Delay the ride, making me tardy, |
I say, "Come on bitch, take the stairs," She look at me like she just don’t care, Well, you’re the problem and yo-I’ll solve ya, Take the steps, the ‘vator don’t involve ya... |
Be nice, nice, lazy de do do do dada do do... Be nice, nice, lazy de do do do dada do do... Yeah, that’s right...word to your mother |
Yo, check me out in the next issue when I explain the Penn Health Insurance Policy... it’s gonna be dope, bitch. |
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